It was last sunday Night when i was in INOX theater watching karthik calling karthik . It was fabulous to watch my Dream Girl Deepika khan (ohh sorry.. not still ) , Deepika Pandkone in such a daring role. So leaving my personal feelings aside. KCK is about Multiple Mental Disorder to be clear its not about Multiple Personality Disorder. In this Mr Akhtar gets a call daily in the night at exactly 5 AM ( A time when generally Lover's like my bro get time to sleep after finishing their daily talking quota on phone , only 10 Paise/min vodafone to vodafone), And the call is from Mr Akhtar to Himself ( So u can call it a Homo Call ). After Seeing the movie i was really taken a back, The reason was not that the acting was fabulous but it was the story that has really happened to some one close to me , Yeah ... It's was a night during my Engineering that i was in my room on the system updating my orkut profile and my brother ( Now on named as "Khan Saab"). was sleeping on the bed , Khan Saab was sleeping as if he had been given anesthesia. Seeing my bro sleeping is like seeing a Daily Labour sleeping after drinking 5 pegs of 2.5 rps alcohol packet. I was busy in my work and suddenly Khan Saab sat with his eyes fully open started shouting "Tum Mujhe Khoon Do Mai Tumhe Azadi Dunga", Makki kirkiri I was shocked to see him chanting this even after 50 years of Indian Independence. When i asked him what is happening he said you will not understand and slept, I don't understand ??? What did he mean by that sentence ? Does he really think I'm Can't understand or Does he really thinks himself Freedom fighter. Anyways, after giving 3-4 shocks he slept again as if nothing has happened. In the morning i got up to see him having Tea , I slowly and getting afraid of him went near to him and gave a smile , Khan Saab returned a smile back. (Thank god Khan Saab didn't ask my blood group) . Then i asked Khan Saab what happened last night, He casually sipping Tea said " When?" So he didn't remember anything. Was it he Really didn't remember or Is it that Khan Saab goes in Third world daily in His dreams asking for blood ???
"HORN MY BRUUU"
ReplyDeleteI know my bro might have pronounced horn as "horny or honour " even though both the words r anomalous of him ... I have taken privilege to write the story of my bruuuu .... charters of these story are umair , fasi and finally my bruu . my bruu have always been hard like rock in hindi pathar so from now on ("named as pathru")...umair he should be nameless but even though caring for his feeling "emotional feeling " he will be called ("love raj")... and fasi thinking of size will be given name as balooon ......
These three friends are like 3 idiots , dil chata hai and rock on....just imagine fasi removing his pant as saying "jahapan tusi great ho tufa khubool karo " :0)
leaving jokes apart "even though these is their true feeling"
once these 3 idiots were sitting on necklace road as if sitting in new york and watching statue of liberty ...
pathru: love raj tu jaan kise dega ???
love raj: allah ko
baloon: girlfriend mujhe dedio
pathru: baloon tune duniya mein kya kya kiya ???
baloon : sab kuch kiya yaar ("feelin as if he got everythg he wished ")
love raj : toh ab marjana yaar
to make long story short i will end this story here
copyrights :"bruuuuuuu accent as mom louuuuu"
pathe yeh poto mein kitni kushi se dekhre .... ek gana yaad aya ustad
ReplyDeletemunne tere jebao ko hire lage ashrafiya lutane aya hehehehehehehe
smile toh shahruk ki dikhri pasha ke shahruk ki lolz
Umair khan ohh sorry Omer khan is very Sentimental to his friends , that is the reason i didnt include Sukh Dev(aijaz) and Raj Guru(Waseem) into the above incidents. Sorry and thanks for taking care of my Bro's feelings.
ReplyDeletedeepika padukone hai wo Deepika Pandkone nai ..... ganimat hai pandu nai bole ..... jalliiiiii
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