Multi Mental Disorder --- :O

It was last sunday Night when i was in INOX theater watching karthik calling karthik . It was fabulous to watch my Dream Girl Deepika khan (ohh sorry.. not still ) , Deepika Pandkone in such a daring role. So leaving my personal feelings aside. KCK is about Multiple Mental Disorder to be clear its not about Multiple Personality Disorder. In this Mr Akhtar gets a call daily in the night at exactly 5 AM ( A time when generally Lover's like my bro get time to sleep after finishing their daily talking quota on phone , only 10 Paise/min vodafone to vodafone), And the call is from Mr Akhtar to Himself ( So u can call it a Homo Call ). After Seeing the movie i was really taken a back, The reason was not that the acting was fabulous but it was the story that has really happened to some one close to me , Yeah ... It's was a night during my Engineering that i was in my room on the system updating my orkut profile and my brother ( Now on named as "Khan Saab"). was sleeping on the bed , Khan Saab was sleeping as if he had been given anesthesia. Seeing my bro sleeping is like seeing a Daily Labour sleeping after drinking 5 pegs of 2.5 rps alcohol packet. I was busy in my work and suddenly Khan Saab sat with his eyes fully open started shouting "Tum Mujhe Khoon Do Mai Tumhe Azadi Dunga", Makki kirkiri I was shocked to see him chanting this even after 50 years of Indian Independence. When i asked him what is happening he said you will not understand and slept, I don't understand ??? What did he mean by that sentence ? Does he really think I'm Can't understand or Does he really thinks himself Freedom fighter. Anyways, after giving 3-4 shocks he slept again as if nothing has happened. In the morning i got up to see him having Tea , I slowly and getting afraid of him went near to him and gave a smile , Khan Saab returned a smile back. (Thank god Khan Saab didn't ask my blood group) . Then i asked Khan Saab what happened last night, He casually sipping Tea said " When?" So he didn't remember anything. Was it he Really didn't remember or Is it that Khan Saab goes in Third world daily in His dreams asking for blood ???

Morning Walk

It was 9 o clock in the morning this Saturday when i got up to have a morning walk, Even though i have an athlete body ;) but still morning walk is good for Brain {If u don't know, Brain is Antonym of Word Girl, Which i already have a plenty, Im speaking about Brain not Gurls ;) } so i started for a walk that morning expecting a good day ahead . I was in park doing my weekend jogging , Thinking of what to be done on the weekend suddenly my eye's caught a God's Personal creation which i think he made for some one special to him on the face of the earth ... A beauty that was Tall,Fair,Slim and jogging at 9.30 A.M in the morning in direction opposite to me . I excused all my thinking and started making my family plan . I slowed down, used my brain did all the calc'lation in order to make her Santoor mummy of my one and half dozen unborn kids. And got close to track on which she was jogging :D { Criminal Thinking this is called :P }. Expecting her to stop and say Excuse me and Myself ( Replying like SRK ). kkiiikkkiiiiyyyaaaaa ,sorryy Yeah and then getting in cozy talk about nature and our to be born babies :) ... She got close to me and i was about to block her and then suddenly there was guitar playing some where in the sky and i started singing Chand Mera Dilll.. Chandini hoo tummmm... By the time i finished my song and came to reality i saw her nowhere . Ohhh Shitt I Missed Her. She went past me, Following her tracks like a dog sniffing a thief I found her gone , Gone Far Away from me and my one and half dozen :(

" LAND ROVER " :)

It was warm morning with my alarm already 8 times snoozed :D , It was 8.30 AM by the time i woke up ( My office starts at 9 AM ;) ) . So without any regrets i got up late and started getting ready as usual for my office ( Thinking why the hell im working when im not at all interested :( ) , Doing the same things daily as if u r keyed like a doll daily in ur ass is really irritating... Then standing in front of mirror for 15 min I combed my hairs until i was satisfied with them , Using Axe in order have an effect on team mates of my presence in the office. I started my beloved bike Passion Plus with passion and headed towards the hell ( i.e office ) . On the way i saw a rickshaw wala driving his rickshaw at 2 km/hr with a bumper sticker " LAND ROVER ", getting close to him i tilted my head to see him smiling at " ME !!!" , A Smile that generally i see that is given to AIDS patience as a sign of complete support . i dunno what the hell was hidden in his smile. Was it my software engineer tag that made him smile at me ( Getting pitty on me ) Or was he really thinking himself driving a Land Rover and get laugh seeing my poor bike ???

A Memoir Of My College Days :)

When I squeeze my college days memories , as far as I remember Peenu was a fat ,dark teenager with a tanned face , well tamed mustache and used to look like a hardcore Telugu movie villain .. he was the heart throb of all the gals ( As said by him , I never believed :P ) starting years of his BE course he was a shy kind of a guy and never spoke to many classmates ( As everyone resisted him ;) ) , tinky was slim, short , wheatish gal with sharp facial features , she was almost equivalent to a ( VLCC after) model. Peenu and tinky became chaddis buddies as time went on. Every one was eager to find out what was going on between them , As all my class mates thought no other relationship can exist expect louuuu between two opposite gender (and even between same gender that are very close)… , It was a hectic day at college with no work to do. So everyone was at there favorite spot that Is canteen( Asking each other a treat :D ) , As usual my buddies have holes in there pocket ( Always empty ;( ) so we caught first year kids under ragging to fill our never ending empty stomachs ,Tinky was having a burger which was 2 times her mouth , Every one was busy in their fav., part time job ( i.e eating ) and Like a dark sumo wrestler , peenu entered the canteen imagining himself as if walking on the ramp... Peenu was wearing a blue rough jeans with a casual jeans shirt… He gave a ugly smile to every one and every one responded bleakly (Covering their plates with hands ;)). Some thing was hidden in his strange smile that day, surpassing everyone He went near to tinky and said ‘ I L U’ , Every one halted their eating process. And started looking at peenu as if Michael Jackson has confessed his child molestation case ,We all were shocked ;) , Tinky with burger still in her mouth and giving an expression as if she had been crowned miss universe said…. “TUM MERE BHAI JAISE HOOO “ :D

True Love Of My Friend :) ( No Offence Meant )

 One on my friend has fallen in loveee [ Already he was fallen in every one's eyes Now he has fallen in love ].. Yesss guys LOVE that too with a negroo :D , NOM. yeah really guys one of my friend is having a love affair with a negro :) , when i asked him whats the reason that made him  accept her , My friend with a sad face ( As if he is about to propose me :D) replied I found true love in her... I dunno where did he found his true love in her (confusing) might be he had found true love in her heart  :)... Hope you all also find your true lovezz just like him in a Negro :D.






PS : Sache pyar ka matlab ussey hasil karna nahin hota :) [ ---> Namastey London --->]

Bus Journey

It was last month that i was travelling by bus,  it was a pleasant day with all cars,bikes,RTC buses, beggars, cycles on the road moving like snails :D , Anyways the famous necklace road is the best place where people , generally lovers get ideas of exploring and making there love strong (By getting started on the road :) ). i was  in a bus fully crowded with people of all ages. I was standing all alone lost in my own dream world , Suddenly a sweet voice of some female kissed my ear-drums , I came back to reality to see a beautiful BABE (referred as "the BABE" from now on in the story) standing tall enquiring, looking into my eyes "Can you please give me the.... " i was lost gazing at her, when suddenly the changed to a bit harsh one "Excuse Me !, hello" I said "yeah Please" , But still seemed like flying kisses hurled towards me , She repeated her question" Can you please give me ..." "Before the BABE can complete the words, i was making my calculations if she is asking me to give some thing personal :D . i was ready with my algorithm and by this time BABE completed her question " Can you please give me One Ticket to secundrabad" :D , Now i got the real point, The BABE thought i was a Bus Conductor :D , I didnt feel offended as in most developed countries, Bus Conductors look much more neat and handsome in their looks than any other professional model. Height of optimism this is called :P . and suddenly one of my friend called me " chal yahan utar jainge " i said " oh why not, come on let's get down! " This was the time when the BABE realized the reality. she was speechless and as a co-incidence the bus conductor made his way, pushing, kicking the public aside, Me and BABE looked at each other into each other's eyes and exchanged friendly smiles.. I made my way out of the Bus.. Got out of the bus, explained every thing to my friend and we were laughing like crazy :D

My Love Story ...

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This is my love story, so please never try to do it :) { May result in loss of life or property },

It was my engineering second year , i was in my home sweet home taking pleasure of Hot Hot Pakoda's ( Only ). Sitting on my sofa i was watching Ekta kapoor's Serial Kyun saas bi kabhi bhahu thi so it was late night at around 10 pm. Suddenly there was some one on the door ( WOW. that day changed my life ). i got up combed my hair , and went to the door , opened the door and started looking in her beautiful blue eye's she was looking so beautiful she was looking like aishwarya rai , She too started staring at me. i took a step towards her, She too took a step towards me (We were getting close) , I took a step towards her , she took a step towards me ( We were getting closer ) i took my hand out of my pocket and tried to touch her ( Naughty boy :) ) and slowly i was about to touch her and she said ... meeoww meeoww.. Its was my neighbours cat. HeHeHe.. I love that cat :)

( nice story right ?)